Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups
Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless
tiny little turn ons:
- people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk
- catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made
- people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go
- somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking
Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins
Superwood: Dean, Jack, and brother issues.
Fanwork Friday this week is career change, with the idea of putting them into another ‘verse. awabubbles convinced me to do a superwood in Firefly, and something—tookish had the brilliant idea of making John Hart my Jayne:
“I have had nothing but trouble since you two came on board!” Jack raged, swaggering towards the young man standing in front of him. “You and your brother are nothing but trouble, and I should just let the Alliance have you both.”
“But you won’t,” said Dean, fire sparking in his own eyes as he tried to stay calm.
“Your brother is crazy,” said John Hart, checking one of his guns.
Dean swung around at him. “Sam isn’t crazy. And how do we know it wasn’t you that tipped off the Alliance?”
“Enough,” growled Jack, aware the others were watching them on the catwalk above. Shepherd Castiel leaned on the rail next to Ianto, looking as put together as ever, Gwen was his second in command and Tosh took care of the engines. Owen was his pilot. “Take care of your brother, the rest of you get back to work.” Jack stalked towards the bridge.
Sam and Dean aren’t the only ones after Dick Roman. Torchwood asks for Charlie’s help and the hacker realizes very quickly that she has a crush on their second-in-command.
original idea and dialogue by jazzforthecaptain
DEAN: It’s him.
SAM: It’s who?
DEAN: The Captain. It’s the Captain.
SAM: Oh for the love of -
CASTIEL: Who is this Captain?
DEAN: You don’t know who the Captain is?
SAM: Don’t. For your sake, Cas. Don’t.
CASTIEL: No. That’s why I’m asking, Dean.
DEAN: He works for a secret monster-busting government organisation, and has this sweet antique pistol, and wears a RAF coat, and his hair is like —
CASTIEL: I don’t understand.
DEAN: What’s not to underst —
CASTIEL: No. I understand this ‘Captain’ and his archaic weaponry. I just don’t understand what you’re doing.
DEAN: I am not -
SAM: He’s obsessed. Completely obesessed. Ever since we bumped into this Captain guy on a hunt back in Kentucky he won’t shut the hell up about him and his huge ass car and stupid swoopy coat.
[CASTIEL stares down at his trenchcoat.]
DEAN: Look what you did. You made the nerd angel all insecure over his fashion choices.
SAM: Actually, I think you’ll find that was you. You and your big freaky mancrush.
DEAN: There is nothing freaky about it.
SAM: Yeah, yeah. You just don’t know how to quit him.
DEAN: I don’t recognise that reference because I didn’t watch that movie six goddamn times.
SAM: Ang Lee is an icon of cinema, Dean.
DEAN: You wore out the tent scene on the DVD.
SAM: I did not!
DEAN: Wait, where’s Cas?
[CASTIEL reappears wearing an RAF jacket and his ridiculous ‘I-did-good’ smile.]
CASTIEL: I feel swoopier.